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• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway....
• How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
  Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....