How Many Alt.pagan.* Group Readers -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb None.

How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The dim bulbs aren't "changed," they are humanely euthanized....