-- How many
alt.folklore.urban readers
-- does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody
around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into
the Guinness Book of World Records.
alt.folklore.urban readers
-- does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody
around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into
the Guinness Book of World Records.
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