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• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Tauruses don't like to change anything....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many people in a Burger King advert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....
• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....