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• How many rocket scientist -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None they just tell Marcus to do it....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll document it in the manual....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....