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• mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• mu: /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
  A: You have to wait 22 months....
• Jargon Coiner (#9) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * RHYMES WITH CYNICS: The final answer to any debate about how to pronounce Linux....
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• So, how long have you been on the edge?
• That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
• You may be redneck... if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
• You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your boss.