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• Pryor's Observation: How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.
• As long as you live, keep learning how to live. -- Seneca
• Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this? Home
  I don't know. How long do horses live? Marge: Thirty years. Homer: D'oh! -- "Lisa's Pony...
• It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long.
• It matters not how long you live, but how well. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 829
• How long do you think it would take to cook Barney?
• Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
• Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...