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• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.
  ...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- Homer: Aah!...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many do you think it takes?...
• Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
• What did I do to deserve this? . . . Vila How long a list would you like? ... -- Avo
• How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
• How many Directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What do you think? (Theatre humour)...