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Miscellaneous Collections

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How can a man of integrity get along in Washington? -- Richard Feynman (1918-1988)
How can Clinton be a draft dodger if he never was drafted?
How can gravitons escape the event horizon (or can they?)? ...
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Alle...
How can I control my natural urges? Picture Willard Scott naked!
How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only o...
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I insert disk #3 when only two will fit?
How can I lose to such an idiot? -- A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)
How can I love you if you won't lay down? -- from the wall in Layton Theatre

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