How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the
roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen
roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen
Related:
- This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator
held me hostage in revenge.
Woody... - The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
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Woody... - If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?"
"How should I know?
I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody... - My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance,
I was mugged by a quaker. Woody... - When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room. -- Woody... - When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
They rented my room. WOODY... - It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
Woody... - It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
Woody... - I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody...
