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• Funny how two people can see the same event differently.
• Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved.
  (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum is high, Our ball bearings are perfectly round....
• Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device.
• Only by avoiding the beginning of things can we escape their end. -- Cyril Connolly
• How can they tell?
• Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
  -- Lee Simonso...
• Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
• Who can all sense of others' ills escape, Is but a brute, at best, in human shape. -- Juvenal
• I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, 'Round and round they sped.
  I was disturbed at this, I accosted the man, "It is futile," I said....