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How 'bout a clothes shop for Swinging Blue Jeans?
How 'bout a little... bunny heat? -- Babs Bunny
How 'bout coming up to my place for a spot of heavy breathing?
How 'bout lunch and sex? . . . OK, we can skip the lunch.
How 'bout them Cowboys?
How bravely thou becomest thy bed, fresh lily. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Cymbeline -- Act ii, Sc.
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How calmly may we commit ourselves to the hands of Him who bears up the world- of Him who has created, and who provides for the joy even of insects, as carefully as if He were their Father!
-- Richte...
How can a bishop marry? How can he flirt? The most he can say i
"I will see you in the vestry after the service....
How can a book print explicit instructions for manufacturing illegal drugs and get away with it because of a disclaimer about the book being for entertainment purposes only?
How can a kid 10 years old find a dope pusher and the FBI can't? -- Red Skelto

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