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• I've GOT one! I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!!
• How can I insert disk #3 when only two will fit?
• I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning systems and the strength of ten men can be called a child.
  You've never been a parent. -- Picard and Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...
• If disgust for the world conferred sanctity of itself, I fail to see how I could avoid canonization.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• It is necessary to have purpose. -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
• Legislated Nostalgia: To force a body of people to have memories they do not actually posse
  How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it?...
• I have a few good reasons for drinking And one has just entered my head If a man can't drink when he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
• The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten.
  The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits....
• I know I have a purpose because I always seem to need deodorant.