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QOTD: "I treat her like a throughbred, and she's STILL a nag!
QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tracto
had to return it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower....
QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
QOTD: "I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost.
QOTD: "I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job.
QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass.
QOTD: "I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the dog for dinner.
QOTD: "I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza.
I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her....
QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything.

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