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• Homer: Hey, how come you never play your guitar any more?
  Bart: I'll tell ya the truth, Dad. I wasn't goot at it right away, so I quit....
• Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
  -- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?
• QOTD: "I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby.
• 0117 Does your computer come in 'designer' colors? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson? Bart: I don't like wearing tights, ma'am.
  Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example, and....
• Watson! Come here! I want your body!