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• QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
• QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying.
• I can't drive 55. I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
• Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
  Walk beside me, and just be my friend. -- Albert Camu...
• Don't walk in front of me. I may not follow. Don't walk behind me.
  I may not lead. Walk beside me. And just be my friend. -- Albert Camu...
• QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
• QOTD: "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
• QOTD: "Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs.
• I can't drive 55.