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QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
QOTD: "She's about as smart as bait.
QOTD: Silence is the only virtue he has left.
QOTD: Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
QOTD: "Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question.
QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must. I do what I get paid to do.
QOTD: "The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its neck to get the dog to play with it.
QOTD: "The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean the snakes have gone away.
QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking.
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