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QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it.
QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
QOTD: "It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore.
QOTD: "It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
QOTD: "It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out.
QOTD: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
QOTD: "It's been Monday all week today.
QOTD: "It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun.
QOTD: "It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace is missing from his deck altogether.
QOTD: "It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name.
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