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QOTD: "You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth.
QOTD: Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now to late to punish.
QOTD: I haven't come far enough and don't call me baby.
QOTD: I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash...
QOTD: "I want a home, a family, an occasional spanking ..." -- Kathy Ireland
QOTD: "It wouldn't have been anything, even if it were gonna be a thing.
QOTD: Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency on my part.
QOTD: On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there.
QOTD: Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
QOTD: The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the gerbil has more dark meat.
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