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  So she used to douse me with kitchen baking soda ....
• QOTD: "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there, I go to work.
• QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off.
• The world is a powder keg, and I but a humble flame.
• BW> Uhh... guys. I made some sort of mistake and lost a couple tagfile
• BLIND.BAT was written for some of the people I work with!
• Has this conference been sprinkled?????
• QOTD: "It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out.
• Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
  A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will give you the rock's weight in potatoes....