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QOTD: "My ambition is to marry a rich woman who's too proud to let her husband work.
QOTD: "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?
QOTD: My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships.
QOTD: "Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
QOTD: "Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
QOTD: "Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty.
QOTD: "Our parents were never our age.
QOTD: "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies.
QOTD: "Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?
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