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QOTD: "This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the left.
QOTD: "To hell with patience, I'm gonna kill me something!
QOTD: "Unlucky? If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween.
QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you think he was broken!
QOTD: "What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding when I mess things up.
QOTD: "What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call "baring your neck.
QOTD: "Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs.
QOTD: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?
QOTD: Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE?
Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great......
QOTD: "You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them? How... tribal.
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