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• QOTD: I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
  -- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash...
• In the hotel there was a mirror over my bed! I was uneasy going to sleep.
  When I sleep I toss and turn, and when I woke up I thought I saw a naked sky diver coming at me ....
• I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  ..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....
• I once thought I was dead, but I was just off-line.
• I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.....
• QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
• UNICORN -- a horse with a horn on.
• QOTD: "It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....