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Quack! Quack!! Quack!!
Quality control: Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.
QUALITY CONTROL: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
-- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party...
Quantum Mechanics is God's version of "Trust me.
QUARK: The sound made by a well bred duck.
Quark! Quark! Beware the quantum duck!
Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which mig...
Question: Man Invented Alcohol, God Invented Grass. Whom do you trust?

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