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  A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
  To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
• Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
  Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
• Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: I think I'm drunk.
  Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde? A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!...