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• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?
• Life is like a clock: you can work constantly and be right all the time, or not work at all and be right at least twice a day.
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...
• Homer: Good concert, am I right? Teen1: Yeah, nice try, narc.
  Teen2: Where's a narc? Teen3: Who? Teen1: That fat Jamaican guy....
• And I heard Jeff exclaim, As they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- You take credit cards, right?
  -- "Outsiders" comic...