Q: Why Don't Blondes Eat Pickles? A: Because They Get Their Head Stuck In The Jars.

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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in her shoulder pads.

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