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  [Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...
• Have you ever wondered why you always run out of breath when you throw up?
  Ah, but a man's retch should exceed his gasp, else what's a heaving for?...
• Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.
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  -- The Angler's Credo...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• You cannot give away kindness, it always comes back to you.
• Q. Why should you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
  A. Because if you only take 1, he'll drink all your beer!...
• There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be an Texan.
  Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and went to him for advice....