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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None: "We'll fix it in software." Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
• How many SysAdmins -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  None. They deny privileges to everyone with access to that room....
• Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.