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  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....
• How many chiropractors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes nine visits....
• How many evolutionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes eight million years....