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Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
A: You have to wait 22 months....
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.
Q: How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree?
A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring. Q: But how did he get back down?...
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way!...
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
Q. How do you keep an Aggie busy at a terminal? A. While he's not looking, switch it to "local".
Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles....
Q: How do you make an elephant float? A: You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...
Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

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