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A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring.
Q: But how did he get back down?
A: He crawled out on a leaf and waited for autumn.
A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring.
Q: But how did he get back down?
A: He crawled out on a leaf and waited for autumn.
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