Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Miscellaneous Collections
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Put your best foot forward. Or just call in and say you're sick.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.
Put your Nose to the Grindstone! -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people
Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand....
Pyro's of the world... IGNITE !!!
Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.
Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
Q: How can we get the Beatles to reunite for one more concert? A: With three more bullets.
< previous
...
10714
10715
10716
10717
10718
10719
10720
10721
10722
10723
...
11174
next >
