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I think I'll snatch a kiss and flee. -- Shakespeare
I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
-- Saki, "Reginald on Worrie...
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer.
The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap....
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Nash...
I think that I shall never see A thing as lovely as a tree.
But as you see the trees have gone They went this morning with the dawn....
I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
-- Chick...
I think the world is run by C students. -- Al McGuire

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