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• Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him.
• Then I began to think that it is very true which is commonly said, that the one half of the world knoweth not how the other half liveth.
• My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
• Half of me says I have schizophrenia, the other half says I don't.
• I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
• Then I began to think that it is very true which is commonly said, that the one half of the world knoweth not how the other half liveth.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book ii, Chap. xxxii...
• I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.