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• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• Once upon a time, people lived happily ever after. Now people live happily ever after, too
  after the kids are out of the house and through college...
• After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly, it's the highway that is ugly. -- Edward Abbey
• What ever happened to happily ever after?
• The world is your oyster, everything is getting better, and you will live happily ever after.
• Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m. -- Bumper Sticke
• But I guess nobody gets to live happily ever after anymore, do they?" -- Abby in SWAMP THING
• The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche...
• Windows: It's not pretty. It's not ugly. But it's pretty ugly.