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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- S. Wrigh
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. -- Alexandre Dumas the Younge
I prefer the most unjust peace to the most righteous war.
-- Cicero Even peace may be purchased at too high a price. -- Poor Richard...
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. -- William F. Buckley
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh
I put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming fo
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think...
I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth. -- Neil Armstrong

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