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• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
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• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in EXACTLY the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...