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I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery.
I insist on believing that some men are my equals. -- Brigid Brophy...
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the morning.
A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for the train to come in, he said to me...
I remember Ulysses well... Left one day for the post office to mail a letter, met a blonde named Circe on the streetcar, and didn't come back for 20 years.
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessle
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizne
I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothai...
I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather.
I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks facto...
I said, "Preacher, give me strength for round 5." He said,"What you need is to grow up, son.
I said,"Growin' up leads to growin' old, And then to dying, and to me that don't sound like much fun....

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