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I quite agree with you, said the Duche
I read a column by George Will that Scarface should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it.
So what? Why should the motion-picture industry be responsible for our morality? ...
I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.
To see the sights I'm never going to visit....
I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. -- Aneurin Beva
I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet trucks.
But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a lo...
I really had to act; 'cause I didn't have any lines. -- Marilyn Chambe
I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known something of what has been passing in their time.
...
I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
.. so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down... up and down... up and...
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader.

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