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I stick my neck out for nobody. -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca
I stood on the leading edge, The eastern seaboard at my feet.
"Jump!" said Yoko Ono I'm too scared and good-looking, I cried....
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple...
I suggest a new stategy, Artoo: let the Wookiee win. -- CP30
I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
Some o...
I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
Some o...
I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
Some o...
I suppose that in a few hours I will sober up. That's such a sad thought.
I think I'll have a few more drinks to prepare myself....
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