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• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
  That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time.
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I woke up and started folding my bed back into a couch and almost broke both my arms, because it's not one of those beds!
  -- Steven Wrigh...