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• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh
• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• 24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that." -- Stephen Wrigh
• I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.
  ' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...