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• I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest. -- Alexandre Dumas (fils)
• The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - sometimes three.
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• The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and sometimes three.
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• Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.
  Either way it is irrelevant. -- Malaclypse the Younge...
• All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. -- Alexandre Duma
• Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas, Pere
• Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Duma
• Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate. -- Alexandre Duma
• I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God. -- Sean Doran the Younge