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• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh
• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  .. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside.
  The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." -- Stephen Wrigh...