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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. -- Charles Schulz...
I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won'
when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination....
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even.
That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce...
I know what you're thinking -- `Did he fire six shots or only five?
' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself....
I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
I lately lost a preposition; It hid, I thought, beneath my chair And angrily I cried, "Perdition!
Up from out of under there....
I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelso...

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