I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think This Fortune Says, But I'm Not Sure You Realize That What You Are Reading Is Not What It Means.

I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think This Fortune Says, But I'm Not Sure You Realize That What You Are Reading Is Not What It Means.

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I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what
it means.

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I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I really meant.
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I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.
You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
I know you think you uderstood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
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