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• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• I'm going to start living within my means. Even if I have to get a loan to do it.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means.
  It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel...
• If you wants to get elected president, you've got to think up some memorable homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, The Pogo Party...
• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party...
• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly...