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I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.
Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun....
I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head. -- Fratianno
I needed the good will of the legislature of four states.
I formed the legislative bodies with my own money....
I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing.
I gave them nothing for something. -- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil...
I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, British PM, on dealing with the Royal Family...
I never did it that way before.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
-- Will Roge...
I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -- Groucho Marx

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