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I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously. -- Doctor Grape
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. -- Ashleigh Brillia
I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
-- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo...
I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. -- Will Roge
I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man'
I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create. -- William Blake, "Jerusalem...
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolco
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad...
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts!

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